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parrotcakes: IF EVERYONE BECAME HOTTER EVERY TIME THEY WERE A GOOD PERSON AND BECAME UGLY WHEN THEY...

Sun, 05 May 2013 15:20:05 -0400

parrotcakes:

IF EVERYONE BECAME HOTTER EVERY TIME THEY WERE A GOOD PERSON AND BECAME UGLY WHEN THEY DID HORRIBLE SHIT OH MY GOD

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xobaddestbitchez: yungracuntxel: this is why we brought this...

Sun, 05 May 2013 14:40:43 -0400

xobaddestbitchez:

yungracuntxel:

this is why we brought this man back as a hologram.

xo

WELL 235PM*

Sun, 05 May 2013 14:36:05 -0400

IS 234PM TIME FOR SOME WEED

Sun, 05 May 2013 14:35:00 -0400

SUCK A FAT DICK CHU CHO!

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Sun, 05 May 2013 13:58:48 -0400

faceofthew0lf: holyshititsliz: the opposite...

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:51:06 -0400

faceofthew0lf:

holyshititsliz:

the opposite of albinism called melanism,a recessive trait where the skin and fur are all black. love it more every time i see it.

I think im attracted to a lion

wow this is beautiful

grrrrr i hate wen my BF at work !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not really cause he making us $$$ but...

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:41:35 -0400

grrrrr i hate wen my BF at work !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not really cause he making us $$$ but still i fucking MISS his fugly ass -__-

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Sun, 05 May 2013 13:38:02 -0400

taking pics idk im bored nd my BF at work -__—

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:10:21 -0400

taking pics idk im bored nd my BF at work -__—

liberatingreality: This may be the most powerfully accurate...

Sun, 05 May 2013 12:45:11 -0400

liberatingreality:

This may be the most powerfully accurate image I’ve ever seen in my life.

jashanayyy: Oh baby 😍

Sun, 05 May 2013 12:41:31 -0400

jashanayyy:

Oh baby 😍

thedirtyvirgin: codenamecesare: theletteraesc: postapocalyptic...

Sun, 05 May 2013 12:36:06 -0400

thedirtyvirgin:

codenamecesare:

theletteraesc:

postapocalypticfashion:

When Aisha Tyler was selected to be the presenter for the 2012 Ubisoft E3 press conference, she received an unprecedented flood of hate from trolls who complained about the fact that she knew nothing about gaming. Too bad haters didn’t do their homework first, because as it turns out Aisha Tyler knows more about gaming that all of us put together. Her Facebook response was awesome and predictably went viral. In case you missed it, here’s her masterpiece. Haters, take note.

Dear Gamers

I play.

I’ve played since I was a little kid.

Since I begged my dad to buy me a Nintendo LCD Donkey Kong, Jr.

Since I blew through three weeks’ allowance playing Defender at the laundromat.

Since you were a twinge in the left side of your daddy’s underoos.

I’ve been a gamer since I made friends with a girl in the 5th grade just to get at her Atari.

Since I missed the bus playing Galaga after school.

Since I missed the start of Return of the Jedi playing Tempest in the theater lobby.

You think you know. You don’t know.

I’ve been a gamer since before you could read.

Since I aced midterms after staying up all night playing Evil Tetris.

Since I became dorm champ at Leisure Suit Larry.

Since I double-wielded on Time Crisis 3 at Fuddrucker’s.

I was a voice in not one, but two major video game titles.

I hosted the Reach Beta tutorial.

I was a Gears of War superfan panelist at ComicCon.

I hosted the Ubisoft presser at E3 2012.

I didn’t do any of it for the money.

For most I got paid next to nothing, and for some, less than that.

I did it because I love video games.

Because I’ve dreamt since I was a kid of being in one of the games I love.

How many games have you done voices for?

How many cons have you repped at?

Your buddy’s Unreal Tournament garage deathmatch doesn’t count.

I go to E3 each year because I love video games.

Because new titles still get me high.

Because I still love getting swag.

Love wearing my gamer pride on my sleeve.

People ask me what console I play.

Motherfucker, ALL of them.

I get invited to E3 because real gamers know I’m a gamer.

I don’t do it for the money.

I have plenty of money.

I don’t do it for the fame.

Fuck fame.

I do it because I love video games.

I don’t give out my gamertag because I don’t want a mess of noob jackholes lining up

to assassinate me on XBL.

I don’t give a shit what you think about my gamerscore.

I don’t play to prove a point.

I don’t play to be the best.

I play because I love it.

I play.

I’ve been playing my whole life.

I’m not ashamed of it.

I don’t apologize for it.

It’s who I am.

To the core.

I’m a gamer.

So to all the haters out there who claim I don’t play;

To the GAF dicks,

Gamespot trolls,

To every illiterate racist douchebag on Youtube:

Flame away. Go nuts.

Post every jackass comment your heart desires.

I’ll still be playing when your mom’s kicked you out of her basement

and you have to sell your old-ass console

and get a real job.

For now, I say to you respectfully,

and I mean this from the bottom of my heart,

GFYS.

Reading Aisha Tyler’s letter, it struck me all over again how, with very few exceptions, women and girls aren’t allowed to love things that aren’t men. If our love of things other than a man is, by some miracle, recognized, we have to love it less than the men in our lives or else there’s something wrong with us. I’ve been told not to advertise the fact that I have a PhD by guys on dating sites, who apparently think I’m stupid and/or desperate enough to thank them by going on a date with them and pretending I don’t have opinions or thoughts.

And if you’re a black woman who likes white guy things, it’s like the fucking world will end, so douchebros have to come up with a whole host of reasons to remind her she isn’t allowed to like what they like and tell her she’s doing it for the money or attention. Definitely not because she loves it because White Douchebro God forbid she have her own identity, agency, and self-knowledge.

On top of all the above, Aisha Tyler is the voice of Lana Kane on Archer, which means she is a hilarious comedienne and a kick-ass voice actress.

Love her even more now.

No somebody did not try to mess with her. This is just unfeasible to me. Ugh.

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Sun, 05 May 2013 12:33:28 -0400

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Sunglasses & Advil $$$

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WELL 235PM*

IS 234PM TIME FOR SOME WEED

SUCK A FAT DICK CHU CHO!

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taking pics idk im bored nd my BF at work -__—

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jashanayyy: Oh baby 😍

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